Photoshopped 9-27-10

I want to be photoshopped and made to look cool

I want to be airbrushed so that I can fit on the cover of GQ

I want my Fred Mertz body to take a shit until

I am as thin as Brad Pitt.

9-27-10

Ramona Patton replies 9-27-10
Brad Pitt has the looks
Brad Pitt has the gold
Brad Pitt has Angelina
You have a belly roll!!!!

• • Terri Buckel writes a response...9-27-10
    "I Want..."
    I don't think Fred has hair on his head
    You have a mane that puts Dolly to shame
    Brad's always sad
    ...Cause Angie's so bad
    ...You get to mingle
    Since you are still single
    GQ is fake art
    without any heart
    I think you look cool
    don't brothers drool?
    And as Granny said,
    "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first."
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